Examination/ĭg-zām’ə-nā’shən/, n.
1. the act of examining; inspection; inquiry; investigation.
2. the art of turning a university student’s brain into mush like matter, accompanied by destructive acts arising as a result of complete boredom and house/library arrest.
23 June 08, Tokyo – To encourage good study habits from a young age, toy manufacturers of Japan have created a range of zombie-like, study idol, keyrings. The idea behind this new sensation is that children are hypnotized by the adorable toy to surrender their brains and transit into zombie like study creatures. The toy is being highly praised by the Japanese National Teachers Association as "the revolution in teaching aid". The range of keyrings will be on sale from August 2008.
Blah – you’ve guessed it. I can’t stand being in critical exam state for much longer. It’s driving me mad!
